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Ladies and gentlemen, we just got word that the Aussie Invasion has begun! We’ve got a special report prepared, take a look and stay manly!
Simon, Australian correspondent to OfficialManCard.com, has begin his invasion of the United States. Early reports show him in New York, headed south for OMC Headquarters. Ramsey reports in this Breaking News Video.
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All clear on the west coast…I have taken the Google Earth satellites off their tasks and put all resources towards keeping eyes locked on Simon.
Mobile, Alabama is lost gents. I’m workin’ at an Australian owned company with an Aussie himself. Soon we will all be speaking with an accent and using metric measurements.
Metric makes everything bigger, its the mathematical equivalent of shaving your balls.
Kevin that is negative, I refuse to let my country get overrun by the ancestors of England’s criminal population.
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God help America!