Cleavage, Medically Good to Look at FTW!

An article in the New England Journal of Medicine states, in not so many words that ogling woman’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life. According to the New England Journal of Medicine,

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly the equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out”.

A five year study I wish I was a part of revealed that men who looked at breasts for 10 minutes a day had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

Sadly there never was such an article in the New England Journal of Medicine, the article is a hoax. My dreams of having a medically beneficial excuse reason to cop an eyeful on a daily basis dashed, I thought it only fair to conduct my own trials in a hope that there was some truth in this hoax. You can be a part of the trail by looking at the images below and seeing if it makes you feel better than before you started, I’m feeling something already.

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  1. George says:

    Ha ha ha… the article had me going until the part about “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly the equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out”. I was preparing to send the article to my wife…. oh well, I guess I’ll have to continue ogling discreetly!

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